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member name: Laura Serena aka AstroGirl
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July 03, 2008 09:33 AM EDT --
Questioning Under Absurd Circumstances, Kiddo:
In a parallel universe where Gather did not exist, what would you be doing right now?
Bonus Question: If you could design a parallel universe missing . . .
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May 21, 2006 07:20 PM EDT --
A hedgehog is a spiny critter.
They never sing.
They seldom twitter.
But though you'll think it way too long
come sing my prickly hedgehog song!
A sticky-backed insectivore
may . . .
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November 27, 2006 04:51 PM EST --
I have been inspired by the genius of Edward Nudelman's endless comment receiving progressive haiku. Call me a shameless copycat, but I thought I'd try a silly progressive story.
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March 12, 2006 08:09 PM EST --
This isn't meant to be some sort of ultimate question or anything. I just thought that since I was new to blogging, I should introduce myself.
I am AstroGirl. If you suspect that probably . . .
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May 21, 2006 10:47 AM EDT --
Hey! What do you know?
My haikus are terrible.
Why do I bother?
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June 27, 2008 09:27 AM EDT --
I've noticed there are a lot of articles on Gather that are nothing but questions. This has made me question why I'm not savvy enough to publish articles that take no work at all and earn me Gather . . .
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August 09, 2006 12:08 PM EDT --
We've all thought about what 10 CDs we would take to a desert island, and those among us with a heavy burden of too much time on our hands have probably even made lists, but what are the top 10 unlikely . . .
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August 30, 2008 05:29 PM EDT --
Hey Gather Friends,
If you've known me for a while, you may notice that I'm no longer in orbit. Yes, I've come down to earth a bit. I've decided that, as heavenly as it might be, the . . .
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June 16, 2008 11:34 AM EDT --
George Perkins ' new novel, Rare Days in Lost Valley is a pleasant farce where a group of quirky characters come together for a weekend academic conference in the fictional idyllic Midwestern . . .
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March 15, 2006 11:09 AM EST --
I previously published another, much more shocking, version of this piece, but since some poor, misguided souls think The Monkees was a kid's show, I thought I should publish a G-Rated version. You . . .
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March 23, 2006 02:23 AM EST --
as presented by Conservative Media Conglomerate, Inc.
(transcript by AstroGirl)
REPUBLICAN: I think marriage should be only between a man and a woman, so I'm going to introduce a constitutional . . .
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October 16, 2008 09:00 AM EDT --
I'm so stoked. John Cusack cross-posted my review of his movie War, Inc. from Progressive Blue to his MySpace blog after I sent him the link in a comment. Thanks, John. Just for that, I'm . . .
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May 15, 2006 12:30 PM EDT --
Eschew obfuscation
whenever you're in town.
Or people will not gather what you say.
Eschew obfuscation
when acting like a clown.
For boldness is the order of the day.
Eschew obfuscation. . . .
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May 24, 2006 07:03 PM EDT --
The two word challenge needs a challenger for next week. The deadline to send me a message if you want to do this was supposed to be 12 pm eastern today, but apparently everyone liked "hedgehog song" . . .
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March 27, 2008 12:08 PM EDT --
Thanks to the Gather points program, I just received something that I'm sure will give me many hours of enjoyment, so I wanted to say that I appreciate it.
When do 16 flat round objects cause more . . .
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May 20, 2006 07:13 PM EDT --
The top 1/0
Or how to digitize your music
Record/album/LP/vinyl : A flat, groovy disk, usually black, containing recorded music from back in the days before Keith Richards had to climb into a palm tree just . . .
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June 28, 2008 12:47 PM EDT --
Questioning Under Absurd Circumstances, Kiddo:
What should John McCain do to cover up the fact that he was not born in the United States of America, but was born in the strange and alien land . . .
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October 14, 2008 04:03 PM EDT --
I apologize for the click-through, but this was published exclusively on Associated Content.
With McCain/Palin, "change" means More of the Same.
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December 13, 2006 01:43 PM EST --
front runner or frontrunner
1. A mythical beast capable of winning an election before a single vote has even . . .
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October 23, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
WARNING! Might contain spoilers, if you could even find them through the snark.
In John Cusack's brilliantly deranged War, Inc. , Hilary Duff sticks a live scorpion down her pants, . . .
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